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GOTCHA

OK, this isn't real.

I built it as a joke because I'm tired of waiting for equipment at my gym.

But... should it be?

Here's what I'm thinking:

A gym mounts a TV running this AI. Members scan a QR code on the screen to join. Point your phone at anyone hogging equipment while scrolling — the AI detects the phone and the catch shows up on the gym's TV scoreboard in real-time.

“34 phones caught today.”

The detection already works — try it yourself. The kiosk part is what I'd build next.

Built for gym owners, not chaos:

  • No faces, no photos — detection only counts phones, nothing identifiable is shown or stored
  • Gym owner approves everything before it hits the TV — full moderation queue
  • Members are anonymous — no accounts required, no personal data collected
  • The gym owner controls all settings: what shows up, sensitivity, and can kill the feed instantly

built by

@neonwatty

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